It’s official, we must be raising snowflakes. Our six year old tried to convince me to let her stay home with me so her chapped lips can heal. She may be my child that dislikes mornings almost as much as I do, ha ha
Raising snowflakes
Posted onCategory Archives: Shit my monsters say
Cold & flu season
Posted onAubrie takes a sip of Mad’s drink and she screams “Put my drink down! It’s cold and flu season!”
Mad, 8 years old
Night mirrors
Posted on“Buckle up Paw-Paw! We could get in a car accident and you’d flip all over the car!” -Bitty, 6 years old
She’s on fire tonight…
Bitty: “It was aliens counting by tens! It gives me night mirrors AND morning mirrors!”
Daddy: “night mirrors?”
Me: “I think she means nightmares.”
Bitty, 6 years old
Random six year old quotes
Posted onRandom things our six year old has said tonight:
“Sometimes I say hilarious things Paw-Paw.”
“I wouldn’t like that rooster. I need my beauty sleep!”
“Of course boys don’t check me out Aub! I’m only six, duh!”
Secrets…
Posted onNothing can be more important in this entire world than your almost 13 year old daughter randomly telling you you’re her best friend after telling you a secret!
Aub, 12 years old
Quick wit
Posted onMe: “I can’t believe you’re almost 6!”
Bitty: “I can’t believe you’re already 40!”
No idea where she gets her quick wit.
Bitty, 6 years old
Made in China
Posted onMad (8 years old): “Almost everything is made in China.”
Bitty (5 years old): “Except us. We’re not made in China.”
Lasagna creatorÂ
Posted onTalking to my friend about Emril Lagasse…
“Isn’t that the guy that created lasagna?” -Aub, 12 years old
I can’t! Ha ha
?Catch phrases of the day….
Posted on“Wait! Maw-Maw & Paw-Paw were married TO EACH OTHER?” – Bitty, 5 years old
“Kids these days!” -Mad, 8 years old
Scared of the dark?
Posted onNo school today meant it was a good day to go have lunch with Daddy at work and visit Maw-Maw Susie too! While at lunch this was one of the girls’ conversation…
Aubrie (12): “I’m scared of the dark”
Mad (8): “I’m already past that fear”
Bitty (5): “You’re 12 years old, how are you still scared of the dark?”