Celebrating my mother in law’s birthday tonight and watching her open a birthday gift Aub proudly put together for her on her own. As my MIL was finishing up looking at her gifts Aub reaches into her shirt…
Aub: “Wait there’s something else. I hear they have nice things at dollar tree.”
Me: “Did you just pull a dollar out of your bra?”
Maw-Maw Susie: “Are you wearing a bra?”